Dan Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 And put it underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 He's come to the right place. It already rains like 200 days a year here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Just now on the phone: HIM: Sir, my name is _____ and I am calling to you from Cloud Nine Online (or something like that, his accent is very thick) ME: Uh-huh. HIM: I am calling, sir to tell you that your computer has just downloaded a malicious file and I can walk you through the process of getting rid of it and safeguarding your computer. ME: Can I ask what computer it is you think I have? HIM: My system is only telling me that it is a Windows computer. ME: You're a LIAR! You waste of sperm. Quit calling people and ripping them off you scum-fuck. You should have been a dribble down your mother's leg you PIECE OF SHIT!!! HANG UP THE PHONE AND GO DIE IN A FUCKING TIRE FIRE!!! HIM: ...sorry <klick> So...I'm pretty sure i can put "improv skills" on my artistic resume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 I kinda want to find Des's phone number now and pretend to be a telemarketer just so I can hear one of these awesome sounding outbursts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 And put it underwater. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O94_pm56CIQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Someone in China just bought an app with my itunes profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Someone in China just bought an app with my itunes profile. Get Des on him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 I would, but I can't find the setting that turns Des to Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 I kinda want to find Des's phone number now and pretend to be a telemarketer just so I can hear one of these awesome sounding outbursts.PM me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Apparently my 10-year high school reunion was tonight. I spent the night playing board games with friends. It's what I was voted to do in the year book. I'm rather happy with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Fine choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Someone in China just bought an app with my itunes profile. Get Des on him! I know some Mandarin curse words. I had a Chinese exchange student as a lab partner in Chemistry 11. I became his friend and he taught me Chinese swears. He also did all the labs. I got a B. I kinda want to find Des's phone number now and pretend to be a telemarketer just so I can hear one of these awesome sounding outbursts. PM me. I know your voice, Ackerman. I know your voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Nominations for this year's Podcast Awards are now open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Irony - a school of business that's all about professionalism springing a last minute phone interview on a candidate with no prior contact for 11 days. The good news out of all of this is that I'm getting a shitton of phone interviews. And a really good opening just came up with another local company, so things are definitely moving one way or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 An Afternoon with Ludacris. As many know, I manage a supplement store in Atlanta. Since we're so close to the airport, we get a lot of pro athletes and wrestlers as customers. We also have quite a few celebrities based in the area as regulars. So Ludacris comes in today and gets some stuff. His total is X amount of dollars and 48 cents. He gives me the exact dollar amount and then digs through his pocket for some change. He pulls out a roll of $20 bills the size of a newborn infant, digs some more, then checks the other pocket. He pulls out a stack of $100 bills that is likely more than I will make in the next six months. He then puts that back and tells me to give him a second as he runs out to his car. He then goes into a Cadillac worth more than everything I have ever owned in my life and possibly more than my very life as well. He's scrambling through his glovebox, under seats, everything. Finally he runs back in and says he can't find any change. "Don't worry about it" I said, taking 50 cents out of my pocket and putting it into the drawer. "Good lookin out, man." Then he grabbed his stuff and left. This has been An Afternoon with Ludacris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 An Afternoon with Ludacris. As many know, I manage a supplement store in Atlanta. Since we're so close to the airport, we get a lot of pro athletes and wrestlers as customers. We also have quite a few celebrities based in the area as regulars. So Ludacris comes in today and gets some stuff. His total is X amount of dollars and 48 cents. He gives me the exact dollar amount and then digs through his pocket for some change. He pulls out a roll of $20 bills the size of a newborn infant, digs some more, then checks the other pocket. He pulls out a stack of $100 bills that is likely more than I will make in the next six months. He then puts that back and tells me to give him a second as he runs out to his car. He then goes into a Cadillac worth more than everything I have ever owned in my life and possibly more than my very life as well. He's scrambling through his glovebox, under seats, everything. Finally he runs back in and says he can't find any change. "Don't worry about it" I said, taking 50 cents out of my pocket and putting it into the drawer. "Good lookin out, man." Then he grabbed his stuff and left. This has been An Afternoon with Ludacris.Post of the Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Post of the Day! Fuck Post of the Day that might be Post of the Decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Only me. I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 That's pretty incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 At least now we know how he got that name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 I have been in the Scottish Highlands for a week now, and I STILL haven't seen Skyfall anywhere. Lousy country.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Just look for the highlander sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 I know where The Kurgan died. I've been there. Just sayin'. But I didn't kill him. NOT me. I swear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Rob Liefeld on twitter praising several comics journalists for not being "bought" by the publishers in one tweet and then praising Ain't It Cool News for their quality film reviews in the next. AICN, the kings of bought and paid for studio hype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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