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Aaron Robinson

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How does life insurance even work for characters that return from the dead in comics? When they come back, do they have to give back their life insurance checks or do they get to keep them?

I just assume that costumed hero isn't an insurable profession.

Yeah. Just imagine the contract: "Mssr. Spider-Man has a yearly deductible of $850,000. This policy does not cover World-Eaters, clone identity theft or the loss of loved ones through deals with manifestations of any form of the devil, Satan, Beelzebub, etc."

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"Hi, my name is Tim Drake; I'd like to claim life insurance on my now-deceased adoptive father."

"Okay, how was he killed?"

"He was life-drained by Omega Beams."

"...I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

"He was killed by Darkseid's omega beams."

"...who was your father again?"

"Batman."

"..."

A: That's confusing because Tim Drake's father was killed by Captain Boomarang.

B: Tim Drake doesn't really need insurance because his adopted father was a billionaire, all he should be worrying about is dodging inheritance tax.

Which makes me wonder if

Bruce Wayne is only declaring that he's been funding Batman in order to get some sort of tax break.

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I realize that what I am about to write will unleash a torrent of comments across the 'Net from those microbrains who are able to "think" only when someone tells them what to say -- ie, when someone like me says "I don't like this. . . " do they race to use/do/say "this" as much and as often as they can, but. . .

I'm really tired of seeing myself referred to as "bitter". Let's get this really clear and straight in all our minds (no matter how tiny and useless some of those minds may be): I am not bitter. I am ANGRY.

I have seen comics, an entertainment form once intended for the widest possible audiences, and an entertainment form to which I have dedicated a most of my adult life, turned into a niche market exercise in mutual masturbation for aging fanboys and ennui engorged bungee jumpers.

I have seen characters I grew up loving and admiring, and even perhaps trying to emulate, turned into bleak, empty, virtually pornographic caricatures of themselves.

I have seen something which was once done purely for the love of it turned into something that is all about money.

And, ladies and gentlemen, I am PISSED.

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I realize that what I am about to write will unleash a torrent of comments across the 'Net from those microbrains who are able to "think" only when someone tells them what to say -- ie, when someone like me says "I don't like this. . . " do they race to use/do/say "this" as much and as often as they can, but. . .

I'm really tired of seeing myself referred to as "bitter". Let's get this really clear and straight in all our minds (no matter how tiny and useless some of those minds may be): I am not bitter. I am ANGRY.

I have seen comics, an entertainment form once intended for the widest possible audiences, and an entertainment form to which I have dedicated a most of my adult life, turned into a niche market exercise in mutual masturbation for aging fanboys and ennui engorged bungee jumpers.

I have seen characters I grew up loving and admiring, and even perhaps trying to emulate, turned into bleak, empty, virtually pornographic caricatures of themselves.

I have seen something which was once done purely for the love of it turned into something that is all about money.

And, ladies and gentlemen, I am PISSED.

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Somebody got an advance screening of Green Hornet.

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I realize that what I am about to write will unleash a torrent of comments across the 'Net from those microbrains who are able to "think" only when someone tells them what to say -- ie, when someone like me says "I don't like this. . . " do they race to use/do/say "this" as much and as often as they can, but. . .

I'm really tired of seeing myself referred to as "bitter". Let's get this really clear and straight in all our minds (no matter how tiny and useless some of those minds may be): I am not bitter. I am ANGRY.

I have seen comics, an entertainment form once intended for the widest possible audiences, and an entertainment form to which I have dedicated a most of my adult life, turned into a niche market exercise in mutual masturbation for aging fanboys and ennui engorged bungee jumpers.

I have seen characters I grew up loving and admiring, and even perhaps trying to emulate, turned into bleak, empty, virtually pornographic caricatures of themselves.

I have seen something which was once done purely for the love of it turned into something that is all about money.

And, ladies and gentlemen, I am PISSED.

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Great point, Mr. Byrne.

But what are you doing about it? How about making some great classic comics of your own that hearken back to the good ole days. Damned near any publisher would take it I'm sure.

Oh, what's that? You're too busy doing Angel vs. Frankenstein and Star Trek comics as masturbation material for aging fanboys for the fat dirty dollar? Ok.

Then shut the fuck up. Eat a bag of dicks John Byrne.

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