James D. Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Does it involve the tears of orphans? Or people? If that's what's in thousand island salad dressing, sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 My sons are practising wildly dangerous judo throws on each other on the couch. I should stop it but I'm having a blast watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Well, they're on a couch, that's fairly cushoined, no? And just add some padding around it and show them how to do it without hurting each other. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Hell, my brother and I had fake wrestling matches for years. It was awesome. We had this old mattress laid out on the ground along with his "bed" (i.e. two mattresses on top of each other) off to the right of it. He has a good 60+ pounds on me, but I could still spinebust him. (I was big on the showy moves like the Rock and Stone Cold.) Problem is, he'd come right back and put me in the torture rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 So I went to a show tonight with a bunch of hardcore bands. I only went for the headlining band, A Skylit Drive, but my friend liked several bands there, so we were there for a long-ass time. I've never been in worse mosh pits in my life. I was shoved into walls, crushed repeatedly, shoved, hit, kicked, headbutted, etc. for almost 5 solid hours. And the room they played in had to have been over 90 degrees. It was hideous. I haven't sweated that much in years. At least the band I went to see put on a great show. My voice is shot right now. Random shit that happened: --This chick and her boyfriend were near us and she grabbed a water bottle off the stage and drank some of it. She said it tasted funky and her boyfriend smelled it and was taken aback it smelled so bad. He asked my friend to smell it. He did. Without hesitation, he said it was urine. Someone had peed in the water bottle (there were hundreds of water bottles being thrown around) and left it on the lip of the stage. The weirdest thing was, the boyfriend was more nauseated by this than she was. She didn't seem to care overly much, and he was about to vomit. --Some girl who couldn't have been more than 16 grabbed my ass during a song. It was definitely not an accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Gin + vitamin water = yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 He-Man Season 1 The entire first season of He-Man is up on YouTube, LEGALLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 It is April 20th. Why is it snowing outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Happy 4/20, man. I can see my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I bought thirty comics at my convention thing for £19.50 One of them was tiny titans! Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 In retrospective, maybe having prospective students over on these last two days wasn't the greatest idea on the part of the administration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Anyone who wants to read old issues of the simpsons comic online for free, PM me, I just found out the site I use for new episodes has them and their not bad, best of all their free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Gin + vitamin water = yummy. Gin+anything = yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think I hate Word 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Just when I cancel my dental appointment, my teeth start to hurt again. Fuck irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think I hate Word 2007. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think I hate Word 2007. I like it. You also like the Blackhawks but we don't hold that against you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I think I hate Word 2007. I like it. You also like the Blackhawks but we don't hold that against you. Hey, they're the team that provides me the greatest chance of getting to play a street hockey game where the winning team gets to parade around with the Cup when Dunc comes home after winning it. Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Do you think i can take my change which is pennies and five pences to my bank and ask them to exchange it and put it into my account or cash it for me? I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You know the field you're going to go into one day is awesome when you're writing out a description of the Caramelldansen, which includes an explanation of what an internet meme is. God, I fucking love anthropology. Also, I now have a whole shitload of steak snuck out from our dining services cafeteria in my fridge. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Dinner at your place then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I'll be over in 45 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Hah, come and get it, boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Preston, don't forget to pick me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Hey, who's picking me up!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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