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See, the more I think back on it, the more I'm not that much of a fan of it. It seems like there were parts they had very deliberately written ahead of time as centerpieces (the penguin/albatross story, the swearing, the fireplace revelation, the Abbey revelation, the final speech and the prespeech), and those were all well and good, but they had to find a way to connect them, and that's where it failed for me - in the connections that should have kept that momentum going.

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Hardware I really can't even explain what I've just watched. Incredibly bland futuristic hell hole. Incredibly generic in all areas, and bland. The only thing really that can be taken away is Limmy from Motörhead being a taxi driver and saying how great this band he's listening to is. And the band is Motörhead. Crap.

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The A-Team movie gets a grade of FUCK YEAH! from me! This was so much damn fun. It made me feel like a kid again. Sure, it had its problems -- namely, Jessica Biel's acting was flat and some of the digital effects were quite obvious -- but I can get past all that.

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The Social Network - yes, yes, I finally saw it. And you know what? I couldn't relate to anyone in this film, cause they were all douchebags. I'll give it the score, and the story itself was well-crafted. But I honestly couldn't feel any reason to care about any of the people in here. And Eduardo being all woobieish is questionable, mainly because the source material for the script is his side of the story. One of those movies you watch to say you watched it, for me.

And yes, I am pretty much Suaving The Social Network. :P

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Non-DM and MTM stuff:

Zack and Miri Make a Porno-on Netflix instant and Megan suggested it (weirdly enough). Elizabeth Banks is adorable and Craig Robinson manages to make it somewhat watchable, but overall it is an abysmally unfunny hacky piece of shit. Awful. I'm not sure who I hate more: Kevin Smith or Jason Mewes. But since the world wouldn't know who Mewes is without Kevin Smith, Smith wins that one by a hair.

Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes-watched the first six episodes with my son as he was home sick the other day and I was astonished at how well-written it was. I have a few issues with the animation but the story is awesome. Besides the opening two parter, there is no Avengers for at least the following four episodes! Very impressed. I look forward to the rest of the season.

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Lethal Weapon: Who knew it was a Christmas movie? And who also knew that apart from Gary Busey, it was a boring pile of shit? Not me, that's for sure. Crap dialogue, Gibson and Glover don't actually feel like friends, and just almost boring to watch.

Watch the second one. Far more fun (minus Joe Pesci) and they actually feel like friends.

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Lethal Weapon: Who knew it was a Christmas movie? And who also knew that apart from Gary Busey, it was a boring pile of shit? Not me, that's for sure. Crap dialogue, Gibson and Glover don't actually feel like friends, and just almost boring to watch.

Watch the second one. Far more fun (minus Joe Pesci) and they actually feel like friends.

It's now on the list. I can't believe I've only ever really seen 3 and 4 all the way through before.

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Just finished Jason X, which was so much better than it had any right to be. It took every cliché from the genre (and others) and used them to the advantage of the film. Even the cheesiest parts, such as when Kay-Em becomes a badass (RE: Trinity), were funny if you understand that the movie is supposed to be a semi-serious send-up.

Next to Freddy vs. Jason, this one might be my favorite of the series.

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Yeah, I'll never understand why that movie gets so much hate. It's tons of fun.

Because it wasn't a generic Jason film. It was a Jason film....in Space! Also, Super Jason was a giant cock tease.

Salt What do you get when you put Angelina Jolie in a film like the first Bourne movie? Well, you get action here at least. SHame the action doesn't look that good and the story is shit. Waste of time sitting down to watch this, and when it ended, all I could say was "Well.....that's a nice set up for a sequel. Shame I won't be watching it" And then I didn't know who I'm supposed to care about. This evil sleeper agent, or the government trying to protect the president from an attack

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Liev Schreiber suddenly starts talking with a southern accent when he becomes the Russian bad guy. I know that should be awesome. But it isn't.

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