SuaveStar Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 It's Monday night and I'm drinking whiskey, straight, for no reason. Of course you have a reason. It's Tuesday. I could also contend that I'm in the middle of nowhere, with my significant other back in Colorado for the week-- And crap, now I'm depressed drunk, time to eat a brick of cheese. I would've belived it's tuesday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 It's Monday night and I'm drinking whiskey, straight, for no reason. Of course you have a reason. It's Tuesday. I could also contend that I'm in the middle of nowhere, with my significant other back in Colorado for the week-- And crap, now I'm depressed drunk, time to eat a brick of cheese. Ah, for the prophetic dream sideffect. Thats what I always do when I need guidance in my life. Or y'know, if its tuesday. Hey it is! Where's that block of emmental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 These are very cool, simple designs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stavros Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 He's the goddamned Batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Greatest. Venom. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I just sold a guy 23 blue raspberry tootsie pops over the course of six hours. One at a time. They are 15 cents. He paid with a five the first five times before I said no to fives. Then he had exact change each time. I have no idea what the point of that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 It's Monday night and I'm drinking whiskey, straight, for no reason. Of course you have a reason. It's Tuesday. I could also contend that I'm in the middle of nowhere, with my significant other back in Colorado for the week-- And crap, now I'm depressed drunk, time to eat a brick of cheese. I would've belived it's tuesday.... Hell, he had me at "whiskey straight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamvidger Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 The only things Amazon doesn't sell are drugs and prostitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I beat "YYZ" by Rush on expert drums on Rock Band. Got only 4/5 stars, but hell, that's like 5 or more stars on anything else. If you need an idea of just how ridiculously hard it is, watch this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 You ever think of buying an actual drum kit there James? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 You ever think of buying an actual drum kit there James? We have one in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Hark! The Herald Angels Sing… er… Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! The Miskatonic Valley Yuletide Faire is here! ++ THE MISKATONIC VALLEY YULETIDE FAIRE Welcome to Innsmouth, the Pearl of New England! Every December, the Esoteric Order of Dagon hosts the Miskatonic Valley Yuletide Faire, a holiday marketplace at the former Masonic Temple at New Church Green in Innsmouth. Mayor Obed Marsh, may the Deep Ones bless his eternal governance, lights the community sacrificial pyre on the first of the month, and the festivities begin! Amidst holiday entertainments, local artisans and craftspeople ply their wares. The Voices of Azathoth, our local children's choir, and the Servitor Flautists perform on the Grand Stage of Malignity throughout the month! "Dread Hymns Ancient and Modern" and the canonical cult scriptures are always lovingly reprinted and distributed by the kind folks at the Wilbur Whateley Memorial Library so that residents and visitors can sing and chant with the carolers, Esquimaux wizards, Louisiana swamp-priests, and local cultists. At midnight on Midwinter Eve, the liturgical play "the Adoration of the Mi-Go" is performed under the lights of a synathroesmus of iridescent globes by Arkham's world-famous acting troupe, the Haunters in the Dark, on the Great Stage. Get ready for holiday parties and ritual feasts with the help of our local farmers, bakers, and candymakers! Every year since 1928, Mother Shub has set up her tempting pastry and confections stand, the Yule Goat, and this year is no exception! Mason & Jenkin's Pantry will be selling their home made preserves, and the Innsmouth Canning Company will be offering a selection of fresh fish, true to their motto: You Are What You Eat! Shopping for holiday gifts is a breeze at the Miskatonic Valley Yuletide Faire! Old Man Ackerman, proprietor of Miskatonic Valley's renowned toy store and antiquities dealership, Elder Things, brings hand-crafted clockworks and tin machines that spout iridescent, prolately spheroidal bubbles to delight the wee ones. Old Man Ackerman's educational toys make non-Euclidean calculus fun! Curwen Imports brings a selection of exotic merchandise and antiquities from all over the globe and points beyond, including authentic 12th century illuminated manuscripts crafted by Bartolomeo Corsi. There's no better time to get a pet magah bird for little Billy or a new set of yellow Carcosan robes for yourself! Bargains galore! (For the pleasure of the adults, the Black Temple Burlesque Troupe performs nightly through January at the Vault of Zin in Innsmouth's Red Light District.) And that's just a sampling of what the Faire has to offer! Fun for the whole family! May this Yule season bring madness and the void's wild vengeance to all! God, I love Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 In hindsight, probably not Batgirl's best decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 In hindsight, probably not Batgirl's best decision. And that's terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I'm going to buy that book one of these days. It's inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prez Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I LOVED that book when I was a kid. LOVED IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Lex Luthor is an asshole! Here I am hungry and wanting a cake -- just one -- but he went and stole 40 of them! No wonder I can't get one. Jerk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 To be fair, he saw the sign that said Yellow Cake and thought it was Uranium. He's going to be disappointed also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 To be fair, the original picture was titled scary_pope.gif by an actual new agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 My ankle hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dc20willsave Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 How evil is Luthor? Jeez, even Saddam shared his cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I seem to forget how insanely hot Anne Hathaway is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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